Heidi Montag, die. Die now.

Heidi Montag Twittered the following piece of "HOLY FUCK NO!" today and, to her credit, somehow managed to overshadow the fact she can actually write: I wanted to tell my twitter friends first.... I am pregnant!!!!!!!! I couldn't be more excited!!! I hope its a boy! Obviously, this was the only April Fool's joke Melons Moron-o could come up with and, seriously, not funny. Not funny at all. I

Megan Fox Recycled in DT Magazine

Considering that Megan Fox is one of the hottest female celebrities on the planet right now, you'd think some of these magazines would be able to take a few new pictures of her instead of recycling the same photos over and over again.On the other hand, sites like this one will still post them and mention the magazine, so I guess the joke is on us. Whatever. Here's Megan Fox looking awfully