"House Bunny" Anna Faris - Rule 5

A couple of weeks ago I was home sick and saw House Bunny trending on Twitter. Watched the second half of the silly classic. I thought Anna Faris was sweet.

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Other Rule 5 Sites (will update links over the weekend):

Theospark: Bonus Babe

Teresamerica - Some Sexy Superheroes

The Camp Of The Saints - Rule 5 News: Jaime Murray

Reaganite Republican - Miss Japan Maria Kamiyama: Not everything is a mess over there

Maggie's Notebook - Rule 5 Saturday Night: Santa's Babies

Proof Positive - Strippers Busted, posing as legal aides

The Other McCain - Death by Penis Enhancement

Pirates Cove - Lohan Playboy Pics leaked online

American Power - Maxim's Hometown Hotties: Jordan from Arizona

Randy's Roundtable - Thursday Nite Tart: Nicole Williams

Woodsterman - Sassy Lasses - Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

Eye Of Polyphemus - Olivia Munn

Sandra Bullock is Eliminating the Competition

Sandra Bullock is a dirty whore liar. She makes crazy statements about how being fat is sexy (wrong!), and yet, she's still wicked hot and weighs a grand total of 3 1/2 pounds... wet... while wearing a suit of armor. I'm not sure how she got the battlewear to weigh less, but somehow she did. "I go, 'Oh my God, I've got to lose weight so I can fit into this.' But I also go, 'I haven't been to the

Bradley Cooper on Jennifer Aniston: “she’s simply a friend”

Bradley Cooper was asked at an event on Friday in Paris if he had a hot new romance with Jennifer Aniston, with whom he had a well documented dinner date in New York last week. He said that he worked with her and that they’re friends, but he didn’t exactly deny that he was out on a date with her. The way he words his statement makes it sound like there could eventually be a romantic relationship

Michael Jackson dies at age 50, from heart attack

According to multiple reports, Michael Jackson had a heart attack Thursday, June 25 in his home in Los Angeles. Paramedics were called to the house, and they arrived shortly before 12:30 p.m. Michael wasn’t breathing, so the paramedics began performing CPR. He was then taken, by ambulance, to UCLA Medical Center. Around six p.m. tonight, TMZ confirmed Michael Jackson’s death. They claim Michael

Hilary Duff in a bikini

Here's Hilary Duff on vacation in Hawaii yesterday, and maybe it's just the shoulders, but I have to ask, when did she stop caring?I'm not saying Hilary looks bad, but when Britney Spears looks more toned than you, that's usually a sign to hit the gym. Or start FedEx-ing her Big Macs so you look better by comparison. Either one.Ok, don't get me wrong, I'm never going to say no to a hot celebrity

Olivia Munn is Topless...Sorta

I'm casting my vote for Olivia Munn as hottest geek alive. As the host of G4's Attack of the Show, she constantly talks about video games, dresses up in geek-fantasy costumes and was given a role in Iron Man2 because of it. Now, her photos of the July/August 2009 issue of Playboy have been released, and they're awesome... or as awesome as non-nude Playboy photos can be.Still, this is a blow for

Kardashian Bikini Time

Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian (the later who we have never talked about, surprisingly) were in Florida over the weekend, and did what they do best - nothing. The fat Kardashian and the short Kardashian put on bikinis, went to the beach, and gave everyone the privilege of looking at them. My favorite pic is the one with the dude holding the umbrella, because heaven forbid the girls get sun while

Denise Richards in a bikini

Here's Denise Richards in Maui with her kids this morning. Anyone else get the feeling her daughters live in perpetual fear of getting doused with hot coffee because mommy can't focus on the camera and hold a cup at the same time? I'm also pretty sure they're the only preschoolers who know to pop a Xanax when Denise gets a call on the road. "Aw, shit, it's her agent. Helmets, everyone!"Hollywood

Chris Brown ducks jail time in plea deal

Chris Brown avoided jail time today after pleading guilty to the felony assault of Rihanna on February 8. She was at the courthouse to testify if the plea deal wasn't accepted. CNN reports: Under terms of the agreement, Brown will serve five years of probation and complete 180 days of community service.Los Angeles Criminal Court Judge Patricia Schnegg said Brown could apply to have his

Shauna Sand completely topless

Here's Shauna Sand in Miami realizing she has to up the ante to keep the paparazzi focused on her because, seriously, who the fuck is she? Also, the occasional nip slip and non-stop wearing of bikinis is getting predictable as hell. At this rate, the only thing interesting Shauna can do is raise the lost city of Atlantis out of the sea. Then flash her tits at it.Hollywood Gossip,Hollywood News,

Gisele Bundchen Looks Good in Blue

Gisele Bundchen was at a launch for a new Pantene haircare line and ended up flashing the crowd a little bit of blue underwear awesome. What I think happened is someone told Gisele that her underwear was showing, so she pulled up her shirt to look. Hmmmmm, I might be able to use gullibility for evil. Hey Gisele, I think I saw an ant crawl into your bra, you better take it off. Is that a rash? You

Katie Price has a lot of bikinis

Katie Price continued her calendar shoot in Ibiza today, and it's comforting to see she'll never stop posing like Barbie's sister who didn't quite make it in Hollywood yet somehow claims to be an "actress." Then why won't she let us see her movies? Or come over during the day? Life's so mysterious sometimes.Hollywood Gossip,Hollywood News,Hollywood Celebrity,Hot Celebrity Gossip, Hollywood

Katie Price shows some nip during bikini shoot

Here's Katie Price on a photo shoot in Ibiza yesterday for her upcoming calendar, and I'd like to thank whichever ancient civilization invented such an incredible organizational tool. I honestly couldn't tell you what month is, but now I see where my beach balls disappeared to. On that note, someone should probably call off the choppers before they realize we're not looking for a missing Palin

Megan Fox goes braless in Germany

Not one to be topped by the likes of Heather Graham, Megan Fox went braless yesterday for the German premiere of Transformers. Jesus. At this rate, she better do something insanely awesome for all of us here in the U.S. of A. Otherwise, there goes one pantsless theatergoer who'll wait for the DVD. Don't tread on me!Hollywood Gossip,Hollywood News,Hollywood Celebrity,Hot Celebrity Gossip,

Heidi Montag showering herself off in a bikini

Had I known Heidi Montag was going to pose in her bikini in Costa Rica yesterday I probably would've laid off the bikini shots while posting about her lame as all hell Playboy shoot. But these are trials of my life. Sometimes I think the only people who have rougher than I do are kids in third world countries. Then again, they don't have to go to school, work or sit through Twilight to touch a

Heidi Montag is doing Playboy

Heidi Montag is posing for the September issue of Playboy, according to People. I don't want to say this is the only useful thing she'll ever do because I hate stating the painfully obvious. On a related note, finally the world will have something to ward off Spencer Pratt with: Naked pictures of his wife.Hollywood Gossip,Hollywood News,Hollywood Celebrity,Hot Celebrity Gossip, Hollywood Business

Chanelle Hayes in a bikini

Here's 21-year-old British model/singer Chanelle Hayes relaxing in Puerto Banus today. I'm posting these pics because, with everyone getting a divorce and breaking up lately, I wanted you guys to know that my love for women in bikinis will remain steadfast and true. Shh. It's alright. There, there. There, there.Hollywood Gossip,Hollywood News,Hollywood Celebrity,Hot Celebrity Gossip, Hollywood

Chantelle Houghton in a bikini

Here's British reality star Chantelle Houghton in France today. Honestly, I've never heard of this woman before, but believe it or not, I'm familiar with bikinis. No, really, I wouldn't lie to you. Unless we were married then it'd be an almost daily occurrence. WIFE: Honey, what are you doing?ME: Eating a sandwich.WIFE: But you're standing in the garage naked with a chainsaw.ME: .... We ran out

Heather Graham goes braless in London

Heather Graham opted to go braless at the UK premiere of The Hangover today, and whoever said she has horrible, saggy breasts without a pushup bra owes her an apology. Also, they should probably kill themselves for bringing shame to this site. I run a respectable business here once you get past all the vaginas, profanity and that time I tried to see if my words could impregnate a woman. Which

Megan Fox does South Korea

Here's Megan Fox promoting the Transformers sequel in South Korea yesterday. If Dreamworks really wanted to score a publicity goldmine, they should've sent her into North Korea. Tell me Megan Fox couldn't have easily disarmed Kim Jong Il. I don't even own weapons, and I already want to whisper the location of my sharpest butter knife.Hollywood Gossip,Hollywood News,Hollywood Celebrity,Hot